'Ears' to HNT

Sorry, Osbasso, I'll have to save the pics of my naughty bits for another HNT.

I was a pretty big baby at birth, 8 lbs 8 oz. I'd always thought this was a normal weight but apparently I was quite a chore to squeeze out. At least that's what my drama queen mother likes to tell me. While in utero I was lying on my right side, wedged between my mother's pelvic bones which caused the skin on the upper lobe of my right earlobe to fuse together. When I was a kid I'd tell people I was half Vulcan; it never ceased to amaze my friends and confuse my enemies and, quite frankly, it's really kind of creepy.

We've been on a massive LOTR kick here in the WarCry household and I delighted my sons by telling them I was half Elf. For the last two days my oldest son has insisted on pushing my hair back and oogling my right earlobe. So my question for you, my loyal readers (besides why you don't have something better to do than read my drivel) is this:

Does it look more Vulcan or Elf-like?



Left ear.



Right ear.

Happy Half Nekkid Thursday.